biscuits
The biscuit investigation
The tin is here. The biscuits are not. This is already a more complicated case than anyone wanted.
- Evidence
- Three crumbs and an extremely clean plate.
- Witness
- The kettle heard nothing over its own boiling.
- Suspect
- Maintains an excellent innocent expression.
Open the biscuit tin
Sewing supplies. Of course. The biscuits have been using a false address for years.
Follow the trail of crumbs
The trail ends at a cardboard box. Something inside it is purring with the confidence of a creature that has never paid rent.
Case remains open. Mostly because nobody can find the lid.