ping

An echo with opinions

You call into the void. Unusually, the void has finished its lunch break.

You
ping
The void
pong
You, again
ping
The void, again
Yes, I am still here.
Ask whether anyone is really listening

The void is typing… It has been typing for some time. You suspect it is choosing a suitably non-committal emoji.

Four messages exchanged. Zero existential questions resolved.

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An unscheduled dragon

One small dragon. A very large sense of entitlement.

Cheat codes accepted. Biscuits remain unavailable.

The dragon has checked twice. It suspects a cat, but has been advised to avoid making allegations without a solicitor present.

Consult the biscuit case file →