uptime

Uptime, emotionally speaking

The machine is doing its best. The following measurements were supplied by a cat and have not survived peer review.

Uptime
Since the last decent cup of tea.
Load average
One book, three unfinished games, seventeen open tabs.
Free memory
Enough to remember an embarrassing moment from 2008.
Disk space
Reserved for things that might come in handy.

Overall condition: operational, with a mild suspicion that it came into this directory for a reason.

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Terminal effects

Cursor, welcome command, link glow and search spinner. Animation follows your device's reduced-motion setting.

An unscheduled dragon

One small dragon. A very large sense of entitlement.

Cheat codes accepted. Biscuits remain unavailable.

The dragon has checked twice. It suspects a cat, but has been advised to avoid making allegations without a solicitor present.

Consult the biscuit case file →