tea

Kettle service

A small ASCII kettle. A disproportionately important service.
Water
Heated with quiet determination.
Tea
Properly steeped. No shortcuts.
Biscuits
Not found. Incident escalated.
Status
Everything can wait five minutes.

Your tea is ready. Please allow the universe to sort itself out while you drink it.

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Terminal effects

Cursor, welcome command, link glow and search spinner. Animation follows your device's reduced-motion setting.

An unscheduled dragon

One small dragon. A very large sense of entitlement.

Cheat codes accepted. Biscuits remain unavailable.

The dragon has checked twice. It suspects a cat, but has been advised to avoid making allegations without a solicitor present.

Consult the biscuit case file →