cat
Unexpected cat output
You asked to concatenate a file. A cat arrived instead. It considers this a successful interpretation of the specification.
- Process
- napping
- Priority
- Above yours.
- Keyboard
- Occupied.
Offer a perfectly good cat bed
Rejected. The packaging, however, shows considerable promise.
Ask about the biscuits
The cat slowly pushes a single crumb off the desk. The interview is over.
Provide an empty cardboard box
The cat enters the box. The box is now a production environment. Please schedule all maintenance around its naps.
You may continue using the computer once the computer is no longer comfortable.