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Manual for the universe

UNIVERSE(1) — a largely undocumented collection of things happening.

Synopsis: arrive, improvise, occasionally consult the index.

Author
Unavailable for comment.
Known issues
Time proceeds in only one direction.
Dependencies
Other people. This is both a feature and a complication.
Exit status
Please enjoy the middle bit.
Read the troubleshooting section

Have something to eat. Drink some water. Sleep on it. If the problem persists, ask someone kind.

This manual is a work in progress. So is the reader.

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Make yourself at home.

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Terminal effects

Cursor, welcome command, link glow and search spinner. Animation follows your device's reduced-motion setting.

An unscheduled dragon

One small dragon. A very large sense of entitlement.

Cheat codes accepted. Biscuits remain unavailable.

The dragon has checked twice. It suspects a cat, but has been advised to avoid making allegations without a solicitor present.

Consult the biscuit case file →