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A very small adventure

A door where there was almost certainly no door before.

The terminal pauses. Somewhere behind the stylesheet, a lock clicks.

You are in a small room. There is a door, a brass plaque, and a distinct sense that someone has saved money on the dragon.

Read the brass plaque

ROOM OF UNLIMITED POSSIBILITIES. Please select one of the two available possibilities.

Open the door

A cupboard. Inside: one mop, a spare moon, and a dragon marked “some assembly required”. You close the door gently.

Look behind you

The exit has politely followed you in. It knows how these adventures tend to go.

Achievement unlocked: found a room that was not in the floor plan.

Search the journal

Type at least two characters to search.

Make yourself at home.

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Terminal effects

Cursor, welcome command, link glow and search spinner. Animation follows your device's reduced-motion setting.

An unscheduled dragon

One small dragon. A very large sense of entitlement.

Cheat codes accepted. Biscuits remain unavailable.

The dragon has checked twice. It suspects a cat, but has been advised to avoid making allegations without a solicitor present.

Consult the biscuit case file →